hell yes lets make some ravioli
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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