Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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