we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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