You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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