Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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