It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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