That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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