apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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