Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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