Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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