But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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