Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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