Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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