So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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