We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
