Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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