Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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