if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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