i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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