the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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