Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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