We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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