Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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