Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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