next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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