two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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