forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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