nut hugger
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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