John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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