her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
