this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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