and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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