i jhust puked up my retainher.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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