Sponge bath it is.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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