Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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