All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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