no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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