Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
did i just pee glitter
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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