She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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