handjob tips. give me some.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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