I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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