I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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