it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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