"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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