Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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