fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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