"it" just moved
no, he came in my armpit
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
There r osticjed everywhere
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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