I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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