put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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