sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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