you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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