She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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